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    Cards Against Humanity

    So if you like Apples to Apples, and have friends/family that can listen to sexual and gross words, this is the game for you. My favorite part is explaining what "queefing" and "bukkake" is to my mother in-law. I played with my wife, parents, and M-in-law over the weekend, and we never stopped laughing.

    I opened x-pac #1, and the first card was "a big black dick", and I was happy!
    Odds are, anything I say here is NSFW.


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    Just wait til you find "A bigger, blacker dick".

    We had to explain keegle exercises to my wife's grandmother. A glorious day.

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    I love this game.

    Some of our top ones were these.

    "Kanye West's new rap single showcases him rapping over the sounds of ______" Winner: Kanye West. The other one that was awesome was "Whipping a disobedient slave"

    Otherwise, there are a few other winning cards such as "Fuck Mountain", "Mechahitler", and "BATMAN!!!"
    Oooh, shiny!

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    I have x-pac's 2 & 3 sealed still, just to bring out the freshness after a few plays. My dad was howling at the cum guzzling Pac-Man card, but it never got played. So far the "firing a gun in the air while balls deep in a pig" is an instant winner in every game I have played.

    I know I didn't quote the cards exactly, my memory is bad.

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    "Two midgets shitting in a bucket" is kind of an "I win" card as well.

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    yes, and "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body" as well. My wife's aunt had every "i win" card last weekend, kinda funny really. Played with x-pac one as well, can't wait to open 2 & 3.

    I think my dad stole that Pac-Man card, I can't find it anywhere.......or else it's in one of my kids backpacks......great.

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    If its in the kids backpack, there may be a concerned phone call from their teacher.
    Oooh, shiny!

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    Kyrin: reliably stating the obvious since September 2010!

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    Psh. Earlier than that!

    That was just when the forums came back after that one crash that wiped out the database!
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    I've never played this game, and I probably never will. I like clear rules and objectivity, so I'm not super interested in party games where a "card czar" determines the winner by "choosing his favorite." Apples to Apples is another example. In fact, this is just Dirty Apples to Apples. If you want to argue, we can play Bang. If you want filthy table talk, I'll give you three hours of filthy table talk while we play rounds of Pandemic or Power Grid. "Let me have that wind farm, or I'll stuff your car into your baby and then give them both AIDS." Gold.

    That said, there are some funny bits here and there.
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