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    I keep thinking about the possibility of taking that job in California. Exciting, but not if there's coffee shits involved. I mean, everyone gets them, but if they warrant a post about them, holy shit!

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    Everything gets more real when you leave the Midwest. Coffee shits, mortgages, racial tensions, kombucha, drought conditions.

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    You could try not drinking coffee. Just a thought...

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    Actual conversation I just had with a German coworker who's visiting right now:

    Thorsten: Hmm, well we have a saying in Germany, I'm not sure it will translate, but: I have seen a horse vomit in front of the apothecary.

    Me: It does not translate.

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    Is he describing president cheeto? Because then it might translate.

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    Setting: me, my manager, and an Ops coworker, at 7 PM on a Friday night, trying to respond to 3 different things that are all broken. Primarily a patch we need to deploy for the massive Intel bug.

    Ops: We need to deploy to QA first.
    Me: Well, don't. These other guys are working there and you'll fuck them up.
    Ops: But we need to deploy to QA.
    Me: Why?
    Ops: Muni (pronounced Moony; the QA manager) wants to run a whole suite of integration tests.
    Me: Can you tell Muni to sit on a rock?

    Manager and Ops frantically gesture to a phone sitting on the desk.

    Me: I see. Muni is on the phone right now.

    Manager and Ops frantically nod.

    Me: I see.

    I'm lucky I just said "sit on a rock" and not "fuck himself with a can of tuna" or something. I'm in a foul mood.

    In other news I may be seeking a job soon!

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    Even assuming people will perform professionally at all times in the office, it's rude not to make everyone aware of a third party on the phone. I'm glad you kept the tuna can to yourself!

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    Maybe it's just me, but "having a baby" announcements are weird. Got one this morning at work. All I can think is good job successfully blowing your wad inside your wife! Maybe I'm simplifying too much.

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