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    Hair is super overrated. Be honest with me, who would you rather have as a defensive coordinator:
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    Is the guy on the right Joe Biden in a toupee?

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    If it had been any other team that "cleared the way" for the Vikings to win the NFC North by injuring Rodgers, and then it came down to a Vikings/Patriots Super Bowl, I might have rooted for them.

    Given that they took Rodgers out for (effectively) the year, and then ended up the #1 seed with no competition in the North as a result, my heart is full of hate and I want to see Minnesota banished to the dark side of the moon.

    The game-ending touchdown I just witnessed, therefore, makes me more angry than sad. I'm going to have to root for Tahhhhm Brady. I woke up in the middle of the night with diarrhea, decided to check on the scores, and now I have to root for Tom Brady. Fuck the Vikings.

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    When the Vikings had a 53 yard kick to pull ahead, fucking Joe Buck nicely played the replay video of all the times that Viking kickers have fucked them. They they made the 53 yard kick. Then so did the Saints. Then my wife and I were resigned to watching the loss when that pass flew, was caught, and he ran. Holy shit was that exciting. For a moment, I let myself be a Vikings fan. For that one instant, I had a glimmer of hope in the team.

    I'm better now.

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    Also, the radio guy for the Vikes is one of the most animated guys in the box. His call on that play went from just defeated to voice lost in 30 seconds.


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    I'm glad you can come out of your shell and be the Vikings fan you were always meant to be.

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    Oh, man, that's gotta hurt.
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    Answering a question that popped up the other night:

    Most Super Bowl losses by a QB:

    • 4 - Jim Kelly (0-4)
    • 3 - John Elway (2-3), Fran Tarkenton (0-3), Tom Brady (5-3)

    For guys like Kelly and Tarkenton, it signifies futility. Elway and Brady, it's a fucking volume stat.

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    Hey Cris Carter, block Reggie White while I roll to your side


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    Hey Packers... I want dis


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