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    Syria uses chemical weapons, Trump screams that Obama should not attack Syria.

    Trump's poll numbers drop, Trump bombs Syria. Then Russia "suspends the agreement" which prevents them from direct conflict with the US, and then:

    The American and Russian governments will both talk this shit up and pretend that they are escalating the conflict. Then they will save the whole fucking world by agreeing on a tremendous deal. That deal will include the US removing sanctions on Russia, in return for Russia leaning on Assad to not use chemical weapons on his own people. Nobel Peace Prize for Trump and Putin for averting nuclear armageddon.

    Winners: Trump, Putin, Exxon

    Losers: Syria, America
    Boy if this happens... number of people who will see through it?

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    Oh Spicy, when will you stop talking?

    Spicy: Hitler didn't even use chemical weapons!
    Everyone: What about gas chambers?
    Spicy: Well, Hitler didn't use them on his own people!
    Everyone: You mean like the millions of Germans that he gassed?
    Spicy: Those are your words!

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    I chuckled


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    There's too much news to post it all. Cheeto Hitler seems to make news every hour by one upping his last egregious outburst. But this one about the republicans knowing/thinking Trump had ties to Russia in 2016 is great! If this could somehow take down the GOP leadership that would be hilarious. Hey jackwagons, you let this circus monkey steal the keys to the castle, now you have to pay the price.

    *fingers crossed*

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    The last week or two have been like a year's worth of news material. I'd need to really dig in to boil each day down to its biggest event and assemble a sort of "Twelve Days of Trumpmas" list.

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    A republican on the radio this morning was complaining about the amount of coverage of Trump and how it's overshadowing every other important event in the world ... WELL DUH! When the leader of the free world provokes enemies through Twitter, holds court with hostile foreign powers behind closed doors, and can't seem to speak a sentence without negating his previous comment ... yeah, it's a big freakin' deal and we don't have enough reporters to cover all aspects of this insanity!

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    Well shit.

    The good news is that God will fix climate change if there is a problem. Apparently this guy has never heard the joke about the impending flood and the guy who denies 3 offers of help before dying.

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