President Trump and his Trumpalites

[Macheath]

Ted Cruz has a beard problem, it's... progressing in a weird way. Hopefully that chin fills out eventually, bud!

Or maybe he's Wolverine

[Macheath]

Golf Clap

[Macheath]

"11yo Joshua Trump will be at the State of the Union address tonight because he was mocked about his last name."

[nynnja]

That poor kid, he didn't want to be a puppet. NPR invterviewed KellyAnn yesterday and mentioned this kid saying, "Will the president recognize his own bullying?"

[Macheath]

This is weird. It doesn't look bizarre or hilarious, it's not dehumanizing. It's perfectly normal. Which makes it weird. Which makes me realize (again) exactly how far out there Trump's appearance is, to make "normal" seem oddball in comparison.

The dude is so orange.

[nynnja]

So after he's been in jail for a year he'll look like the picture on the right?

[Equoria]

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OMG!!!!!!!!

[Macheath]

Gorbachev is time traveling Trump confirmed

[Macheath]

What kind of a buffoon would call a press conference to declare a National Emergency, then explicitly make it clear that it's not an emergency in that press conference?

I could do the wall over a longer period of time, I didn't need to do this, but I'd rather do it much faster. And I don't have to do it for the election; I've already done a lot of wall for the election 2020. And the only reason we're up here talking about this is because of the election, because they want to try and win an election which it looks like they're not going to be able to do. And this is one of the ways they think they can possibly win is by obstruction and a lot of other nonsense. And I think that I just want to get it done faster, that's all.

Okay man, don't expect a legal challenge here, that all seems legit.

[nynnja]

Okay man, don't expect a legal challenge here, that all seems legit.

I saw a twitter thread filled with lawyers that basically boiled down to ... "The legal brief to challenge him practically writes it self."