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    The majority of the injuries were treat and release. There were a few people being kept for surgeries for broken things. There has been a couple dash cam videos released from the crash and it's pretty crazy.

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    I usually loathe those stupid facebook memes, but I do love a good "Florida man" story so I tried it. Google "florida man" followed by the day of your birthday. "florida man august 31" for example yields... "Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend 'wet willy'"


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    Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish'

    Was he chanting gibberish, or chanting "gibberish"?

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    “I wouldn’t be here if my roommate hadn’t been possessed by a demon. It all started one night when our upstairs neighbor tried to commit suicide by cutting open his chest. I knew then something dark was going on. But my roommate seemed fine. He was a volunteer firefighter. I lived with him for six years. No problems. Then one night he comes home with a new tattoo. It was a picture of the devil having sex with a gagged girl. He’s like: ‘Isn’t this cool?’ And I’m like: ‘No, man. That’s not cool.’ Then at 4:30 the next morning I woke up to screaming. I ran out of my bedroom and found him thrashing around in the kitchen. He was slamming into cupboards and knocking over dishes. The whole time he’s screaming: ‘He’s mine! He’s mine!’ I knew he owned a gun so I locked myself in the bedroom. The next morning he didn't remember a thing, but I wasn’t taking any chances. I moved out that day. It felt like a good time to finally move to New York and follow my dreams.
    I love Humans of New York.

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    Man, you ever get rubbing alcohol on your fingers, then later accidentally (or not accidentally) stick a finger in (or near) your mouth?

    Fuck, whatever they denature this stuff with is rank.

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