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    This is a perfect joke:
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    This book includes a table of Discount Spells. I want to transcribe some of them here, because they're hilarious. Some of them are giving me a mighty chortle.

    • De-Tune Instrument
    • Scrub Between Shoulderblades
    • Reject Own Arms
    • Speak With Tortoise
    • Stew to Soup
    • Morwieller's Personal Migraine
    • Dispel Awkward Silence
    • Mass Yawning
    • Finger of Itching
    • Recork
    • Worsen Toothache
    • Abjure Nasty Gristly Bits On Steak
    • Ernie's Unfaithful Lazy Ethereal Watchdog
    • Pair Socks
    • Ray of Condiments
    • Locate Agatha Molestrangler, 49 Blum St.
    • Indefinitely Extend Thumb
    • Toast Bread
    • De-Toast Bread
    • Permanently Delayed Blast Fireball
    • Dancing Gin
    • Mostly Alphabetize Documents
    • Ray of Tape
    • Sausages To Vindictive Snakes
    • Tint Goblins
    • Uncontrollable High-Pressure Nostril Jet
    • Disintegrate Beer Foam
    • Turn Page
    • Brew Horrible Tea From Any Plant
    • Frighten Ducks
    • Identify Current Weather

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macheath View Post
    Another Kickstarter, this time for Michael Prescott's "Trilemma Adventures." It's a ton of (free) one-page-dungeon blog posts, some of which I've read previously, collected together into a hardcover book:

    https://store.trilemma.com/
    I bought the PDF ($12) and printed it at work (misdemeanor embezzlement) then took it to Staples to get it spiral bound ($6) and now I have my very own copy!

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