Dungeons & Dragons

[Macheath]

This is a perfect joke:

[Macheath]

This book includes a table of Discount Spells. I want to transcribe some of them here, because they're hilarious. Some of them are giving me a mighty chortle.

• De-Tune Instrument
• Scrub Between Shoulderblades
• Reject Own Arms
• Speak With Tortoise
• Stew to Soup
• Morwieller's Personal Migraine
• Dispel Awkward Silence
• Mass Yawning
• Finger of Itching
• Recork
• Worsen Toothache
• Abjure Nasty Gristly Bits On Steak
• Ernie's Unfaithful Lazy Ethereal Watchdog
• Pair Socks
• Ray of Condiments
• Locate Agatha Molestrangler, 49 Blum St.
• Indefinitely Extend Thumb
• Toast Bread
• De-Toast Bread
• Permanently Delayed Blast Fireball
• Dancing Gin
• Mostly Alphabetize Documents
• Ray of Tape
• Sausages To Vindictive Snakes
• Tint Goblins
• Uncontrollable High-Pressure Nostril Jet
• Disintegrate Beer Foam
• Turn Page
• Brew Horrible Tea From Any Plant
• Frighten Ducks
• Identify Current Weather

[Macheath]

WHO THE FUCK IS MY CHARACTER?

[Macheath]

Another Kickstarter, this time for Michael Prescott's "Trilemma Adventures." It's a ton of (free) one-page-dungeon blog posts, some of which I've read previously, collected together into a hardcover book:

https://store.trilemma.com/

I bought the PDF ($12) and printed it at work (misdemeanor embezzlement) then took it to Staples to get it spiral bound ($6) and now I have my very own copy!

[Macheath]

whoaaaaa

https://www.humblebundle.com/books/s...odiphius-books